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Male Demotivational Poster


GERMAN GIRLS -


TAGS: life time oktoberfest beer taste female drndl
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by giulio

ahu! - March 31, 2009, 7:50 am
beer is so much more than just a breakfast drink! for german girls it`s the same..


WHAT DID I MISS? -


TAGS: male logic
Rating: 4.88/5

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forseti - May 26, 2011, 1:00 am
I guess it's impossible... No problem, we have other traps for timmies here.
creepshow22 - May 26, 2011, 12:23 am
How do I delete it??
forseti - May 25, 2011, 10:35 am
creepshow, you are awesome! Now delete it, we want some "I don't get it" postings!!!
creepshow22 - May 25, 2011, 3:40 am
Lol because they had eggs, the person thought his wife meant to get six cartons of milk if they had eggs. It's a misunderstanding. I just got the joke haha.


Safety First -




FUNNY FACE - If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you like.


TAGS: male pattern baldness challenge
Rating: 3.37/5

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jameswnash - September 18, 2010, 10:26 pm
There is a timmy about...


MALE BRAIN - Men score an average of 4 to 5 points higher then women on intelligence tests. That's got to sting.


TAGS: male brain superior to women s
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Lex

Derek - August 27, 2009, 6:53 pm
Raises suspicion about IQ tests "then"


MANOREXIA -


TAGS: anorexia manorexia anorexic thinspo male thinspiration skinny
Rating: 4.44/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:19 pm
Well ****. Get this man three more cameras!
gummybear - January 6, 2011, 2:44 am
...you a**.


STRATEGY -


TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

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Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....


WHY MEN AREN'T SECRETARIES -




RUN AWAY RUN AWAY -




CONFIDENCE - I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts.




IRONY -




FEMALE VALETS -




OCCAM'S RAZOR - TWO THEORIES, SAME OUTCOME SOMEHOW THEY STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY WE HATE TO GO TO THE MALL


TAGS: occams razor women men female male v***** p****
Rating: 3.19/5

More motifakes by BuZZbomb

Spoon - November 13, 2008, 2:41 am
The more alarming trend that this graph depicts is the fact that you're shopping at the GAP, you tool.
Haarakkon - November 12, 2008, 8:59 pm
She never even got there.


FORGIVENESS -


TAGS: female christ forgive forget
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 25, 2015, 5:44 am
Mr. Lord could you email me and explain how I can reply to emails
ratfink95 - January 5, 2013, 12:07 am
Don't forget, they'd be brought up again and again every time.
Hawamleh - November 29, 2010, 5:08 pm
Respect
forseti - November 29, 2010, 1:50 pm
The spear of LONGinus gets a totally new meaning, thanks ReLo! 5L
Occupo Noctis - August 30, 2010, 9:20 am
WERD(ship)! 5L!


GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN -


TAGS: female hormones class kitchen sammich
Rating: 4.42/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 4:38 pm
While similar to 105600 there are many differences between the two. Both are well done. This stands on it's own merit.
Anonymous2 - June 27, 2010, 2:41 pm
Meh. Would've been better if it was before http://www.motifake.com/geography-of-a-woman-motifake-service-announcement-demotivational-poster-105600.html


DOUBT -


TAGS: life time female joke temptation chance quote double entende ***y girl emma watson actress
Rating: 3.43/5

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Bartimaeus - October 27, 2009, 9:20 pm
Too true...too true...
redsfan - October 27, 2009, 9:19 pm
'the only way to rid oneself of temptation is to yield to it' (oscar wilde)


CHANGE -




BEST MALE CHASTITY BELT - It's super effective!




SURPRISE - Epic


TAGS: fail female betrayal birthday life born baby black white
Rating: 2.87/5

More motifakes by giulio

Ag218 - December 22, 2008, 3:46 pm
"Cubby Jr.? What an odd name..."


EVER WONDER -


TAGS: male cheerleader motivation humor
Rating: 4.85/5

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lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:48 pm

He looks slightly cross-eyed to me, but perhaps it's just the angle...
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:48 pm

Wanna arm wrestle?
lgvernon - July 4, 2013, 2:47 pm

Thanks, Ugh~~It's so good to 'see' you!~
rerun - July 4, 2013, 10:11 am

The look on his face "d***, hers is bigger than mine"
ughomer - July 4, 2013, 9:48 am
Superb, LG.
GaryO - July 4, 2013, 9:28 am
Dang, you ladies are outmanning the men today.


FEMALE JOCKEYS - Apparently they only ride winners. Good, as I'm just waiting for the Bonus ball




CHICK FLICK ENDING: MALE - It's ok I still love you now make me a sammich




case -


TAGS: lawyers females cases arguements
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:25 pm
Well at all costs avoid getting a female lawyer and a female judge that get their periods on the same days!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 1:03 pm
Same difference, am I right? Lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 1:02 pm
Dang! Never thought of it that way. When I get a lawyer, it's gonna be a woman. Hopefully the judge will be a guy.
MissPriss - May 23, 2014, 1:41 am
Yes you are your Honor.
MissPriss - May 23, 2014, 1:39 am
And you can't argue with a woman either...teehee
GaryO - May 22, 2014, 8:41 pm
n-o-o-o-o-o-o-h-o-o-o-o….I’m just crazy
Greybeard - May 22, 2014, 8:57 am
Can't argue with the truth... :)


KNOWLEDGE -


TAGS: life time human nature curiosity baby elephant joke oops under skirt female zoo
Rating: 3.55/5

More motifakes by giulio

Cubby Fan - May 27, 2009, 6:14 pm
Hey look the guy in the back is wearing a green shirt.


TOOLS - The female way


TAGS: women female screwdriver hammer tool
Rating: 2.86/5

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BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 8:07 pm
Haha, at least I can laugh at this.


STORMTROOPERS - Well they may not be the prettiest things to look at but at least during a lonely night on the Deathstar there's something to "do"


TAGS: stormtroopers star wars female girls
Rating: 2.72/5

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Jmac0585 - April 30, 2009, 12:28 pm
Please... at least neither has a gut.
Redneck - March 9, 2009, 5:06 am
they aint that hard on the eyes...
pro - January 2, 2009, 6:23 am
Especially if they keep their helmets on.
MustyK - January 2, 2009, 3:57 am
I'm sure that when they get n****, they'll look prettier.


PRICE -


TAGS: life time female joke shirt quote reward rolex *** b**** priceless
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by giulio

rerun - March 29, 2010, 8:27 pm

wear a "Folex", after you bang her she will tell you she used to be a man.
JLBachs - March 29, 2010, 7:37 pm
Timex maybe...........
slip de garcon - September 21, 2009, 4:16 pm
No Rolex it is then.


THE MALE SPECIES - Often die before their mates. Because they want to.


TAGS: male species
Rating: 2.5/5

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Derek - November 23, 2009, 9:53 pm
"The male of the species" or "The male ***" - one or the other.


DUTCH FASHION - Even with that big furry scarf you still look a little cold, sweetie.


TAGS: male model fashion men h** nipple
Rating: 2.18/5

More motifakes by quietevil

zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:33 pm
Yes, you look g**. No I do not mean happy. fix'd


COLD HARD TRUTH -


TAGS: life time female nature relationship unsatisfied
Rating: 2.95/5

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agdaniele - May 26, 2009, 9:03 pm
Must.... not.... nazi.... this....


VALENTINE'S DAY -




Male or Female -


TAGS: common objects female male ph**ocopier last of the series hope you ve enjoyed them
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Oldsod - January 15, 2014, 6:32 am
Who said anything about a gutter? She Who Must Be Obeyed was a cosmetologist for years. I know what you girls put in your hair.
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 11:51 am
Sod glad to see your mind's still in the gutter (for a man of your um mature standing?)as well as I'm a**uming,other things? Glad you liked the series...wait and see what's next! But it'll probably be after dark material...teehee.
Oldsod - January 14, 2014, 7:10 am
1) Where do you come up with these? Brilliant! 2)Be glad Moo+ didn't go the way of cheap ones leaking toner...
MissPriss - January 14, 2014, 12:06 am
Why does that sound slightly ***ual? Thanks foe the vote Moo(?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 13, 2014, 9:40 pm
And the cheap ones tend to get jammed a lot. 5L


Female Ninjas -




Fooled You This Time -


TAGS: remote control common objects female
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:44 am
EH? Mr.Gary
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:43 am
hard to get below the belt when you guys are stretched out on the sofa with your hand down the front of your pants.
MissPriss - January 10, 2014, 12:38 am
Which "female" are you talking about Greeny?
GaryO - January 9, 2014, 8:45 pm
Heh, Greeny
Greeny - January 9, 2014, 8:25 pm
You forgot how low it sinks in the couch
rerun - January 9, 2014, 7:41 pm

d***, hitting below the belt there (hopefully not literally)


FEMALE JOGGERS -


TAGS: major cause of male whiplash
Rating: 4.5/5

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Mongo - March 16, 2010, 1:05 pm
That has got to be shopped, how can those type of prosthetics operate in the sand?...oh ya, ***y pic though.


PRICELESS - Having a 'special place' to hold your putter


TAGS: golf female sport course gulbis sandolo women
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by giulio

BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 12:09 pm
d*** giulio I totally missed this in my research before I made mine! Mine is way to close to this...my apologies brother!!! 5 Poodles for you!!!
Chateaux - October 16, 2009, 10:11 am
Priceless... 5L!!
BeautyFromPain - May 3, 2009, 9:05 pm
Maybe I should start gettin' into golf hmm...


THE LOOK OF SHEER TERROR - A woman's face the second she realizes she is about to fart in public and can't deny it's hers.




ADULTERY -


TAGS: women men female
Rating: 2.5/5

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pavel - August 30, 2008, 2:05 am
This is sooo true, such a good (and a serious, in a good way) poster


TWINS - not always living up to male fantasy


TAGS: twins male fantasy
Rating: 1.56/5

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RnR - August 26, 2008, 5:40 am
you used a lot of words there to more or less correctly express the "not living up to male fantasies" :) :)
Sean - August 26, 2008, 2:50 am
What fantasy? Twins are sisters. That means they aren't going to do each other, which means you have to do ALL the work. OK, maybe I could have phrased that better, but you get my point -- and that last bit there I know I could have phrased better.


I WOULD KNOW WHAT TO SAY -


TAGS: male female someone is pissed
Rating: 4.88/5

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Reality Lord - July 7, 2011, 10:18 pm

lol


CLEANING THE CANOE -




NATIONS - “A nation is not conquered until the hearts of its women are on the ground" Cheyenne saying




FEMALE FRIENDSHIP -




FEMALE DRIVERS -




HILLBAMA - go,go president!


TAGS: obama is female zomg
Rating: 2.06/5
agdaniele - May 21, 2009, 12:02 am
Tim Meadows starring in the off-broadway musical "Joe Dirt"
ME - May 20, 2009, 11:10 am
Looks like Don Johnson
_ - October 5, 2008, 2:08 am
Yet another bad idea from a Republican (because not even a Democrat could be THIS retarded)


Hi baby….IZZZAT LOADED??!! -




Male or Female -




Male Of The Species -




Tic Toc -


TAGS: hourglass objects female weight time
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 12:21 pm
LMAO!!
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 12:08 pm
And you're lucky that's all he did young man! Good gawd youth today don't appreciate a little discipline!
JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 11:50 am
My dad? The old fart left me hanging....on a cross LOL
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 11:41 am
Jesus...I always pictured you as more of the virginal type. I'm telling your dad what you said!
MissPriss - January 8, 2014, 11:39 am
Yeah, it's -40c...ah, it ain't gonna happen dude!
JesusWept - January 8, 2014, 9:31 am
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin' :D
Silverheart - January 8, 2014, 6:45 am

As a Queen fan, I have to say... fat bottomed girls make the rockin world go round. Get on yer bikes and ride!


SHOOTIN' BLANKS -


TAGS: male birth control poster oipinion
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 12, 2014, 7:05 pm

Oh, I can I just HEAR the excuses when the plus sign pops up. HER: "I thought you were on the pill!" HIM: "I was, except for that night the Bronco game was on. I...uh...sort'a forgot....Uh...(scrounging in fridge),we got any of that bean dip left?"
rerun - January 12, 2014, 5:43 pm

sigh.....this is how babies happen.


Common Objects -




Male or Female -




Male or Female -




artistic photography -




Male or Female -




THE MODERN FEMALE FORM -




From Me To You Kid -




Politically correct -




Battle Of The Sexes -




SEAN -




RARE OPPORTUNITY - One of few instances when equality between the sexes favors women. Right?


TAGS: opportunity equality ***es females favors
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 28, 2012, 12:09 am
Ok...but FYI... I wouldn't eat that porckchop I just gave you!
spypengen - May 27, 2012, 9:23 pm
ye5. Now get back in the kitchen :P


KRYPTONIAN ANATOMY - To her dismay, Lois Lane discovered that female kryptonians had the same genitalia as the males- only bigger


TAGS: lois lane ursa shemale kryptonian superman
Rating: 4.18/5

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440wakeup - August 3, 2010, 10:32 pm
Bring it on I've always had a thing for that KRYPTONIAN


HOT FEMALE ASSASINS - Make the job seem a lot more sexier and cooler than it really is.


TAGS: h** female assasins ***ier cooler
Rating: 4/5

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Amren - July 30, 2011, 12:14 pm
@rudeboy308, Totally agree. Even if I had to read the movie...
rudeboy308 - July 28, 2011, 5:13 pm
The original French version is cooler, darker, and ***ier than the American remake with Bridget Fonda.
Reality Lord - July 27, 2011, 8:25 am

great movie


HISTORY -


TAGS: paleontology smaleontology
Rating: 3/5

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Derek - February 15, 2010, 4:13 am
They've certainly had a go at illustrating pre-history above.


ALL-FEMALE PARTY -


TAGS: female party women
Rating: 2.97/5
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 2:20 pm
"All-Female Party" is one of my favorite DVD's. I keep it next to "Where the Boys Aren't" and "Lesbian Spank Inferno."


XX -




FEMALE EDUCATION - Not really making much headway




STAR WARS XXXVIIII - Jango Fett gets Married


TAGS: marriage kellydewinter female stormtrooper
Rating: 2.73/5

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Arkot - April 1, 2011, 3:43 am
sorry but i have to point out that it should be ***IX not ***VIIII


UP CLOSE - but alas, still not personal




WHO'S SOLDIER IS THIS? - It's only 0600 hrs "ICE CREAM?" Have yer first line supervisor report 2 me with 2 canteens of water


TAGS: soldier army desert pt female
Rating: 2.41/5

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unowho - June 9, 2009, 1:56 pm
looks like camp bhuering dfac kuwait.
agdaniele - May 14, 2009, 11:41 pm
If you had an ice cream bar in the mideast, you'd be armed too.
Mark - May 14, 2009, 11:37 pm
At least she has her weapon with her. That should count for something.


THE STONE AGE -


TAGS: female housewife wife women life cartoon flinstones
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by giulio

Twangle - May 25, 2009, 9:16 pm
betty rubble, h** she is


ALL-FEMALE PARTY -


TAGS: female party women
Rating: 1.95/5

More motifakes by giulio

aPauling - August 29, 2008, 2:21 pm
That one on the far left is a dude, for all intents and purposes anyway.


XMAS TIME -


TAGS: joke santa male time
Rating: 1.86/5


ALL-FEMALE PARTY -


TAGS: female party women
Rating: 1.63/5
Derek - August 24, 2009, 6:47 pm
... because they dare to show their legs, Dess?
Dess - October 19, 2008, 10:13 pm
Switzerland and Puerto Rico appear to be s**ts.
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 2:22 pm
You suck, but at least you're not obsessing about the female tongue.


IF YOU BUILD IT -




white male privilege -


TAGS: white male privilege
Rating: 5/5
EmilioDumphque - January 23, 2017, 11:27 pm
Black soldiers weren't allowed in combat units back then, but they drove the trucks of the Red Ball Express to keep them supplied with food & ammo.


I get it now! -


TAGS: ww2 white male privilege okay
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

MashiMashi - October 12, 2017, 1:07 pm
It was for the Germans
nicholsjoshua15 - September 28, 2017, 8:17 am
More than likely they were all white. Mostly white men were the ones who got drafted. Next someones going to ask "You think there were now women that died at Tarawa?"
EmilioDumphque - September 27, 2017, 1:50 am
You think none of them were black???


Fear -




Understanding Women -


TAGS: women female psyche manual book
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

concern3 - October 6, 2016, 7:03 am
UP yours, how true
ipaprime - October 6, 2016, 12:27 am
Volume 1 of 5.


Stormy Weather -


TAGS: storm brewing female flamingo ankles
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 1:46 am
----if you mention her b***? Cat 5!!!! 5LOL lions!


Look At Him! -




Big whoop -


TAGS: deer female rack
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by SanityFree

concern3 - September 20, 2016, 9:56 am
Funny, UP yours


male drivers -


TAGS: male drivers
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - December 11, 2015, 12:07 pm
Its fun to watch! I luv watching guys show off-----wait--- I luv watching guys---chuckle,chuckle
GaryO - December 11, 2015, 11:53 am
the male...must...get...thru


Pandora's Box -




Whit Male Tear. -


TAGS: white male tears jizz cum
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

nicholsjoshua15 - September 28, 2017, 8:19 am
Thank you, thank you, you've been a wonderful audience.
JesusWept - September 27, 2017, 3:51 am
LMAO!!! Brilliant!


Female Time Management -




D.W.F-. -




Not tonight honey, -


TAGS: female problems
Rating: 4/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 8, 2015, 10:30 am
Hard to trust anything that bleeds for four days and doesn't die.


Males -




Male Feminist -




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